A great season for the club with 2 promotions from both senior teams. A great depth in numbers has enabled us to put out 3xvs a couple of times this season and we would like to build on that.
Here are the 1xv league stats as these were monitored but next season as many teams as possible will have there stats on here to show how you are improving as a player or to brag to your missus/family/dad/son and work colleagues how professional you are.

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• [*]First up Oldest Player- Chey Dupe (42 years young)In his 24th season with the First XV approaching 850 games.
• [*]Youngest Player- Luke Mason (17 years old just out of nappies) Solid when called upon whether it be scrum half, wing or full back.
• [*]Oldest Young Man- Hands down has to be Martyn Floodgate or as many people don't know his birth name (Forrest). Always involved in some kind of mischievous tasks when at the club.
• [*]Youngest Old Man- or the last out of the showers has to be Andrew Wright (Wrighty) who undoubtable would wash and press your clothes for you like he is your granddad.
• [*]43 players were used in the First Fifteen this season in our 18 league games. Which shows a great depth in numbers put also congratulations to the hard work the second team and youth coaches are doing in getting them ready for the endeavour of Surrey league rugby.
• 30 players used were 24 and under showing that the youth policy is working however it was complimented by 2 over 40s (Chey Dupe & Martyn Floodgate) to show we cover nippers to pensioners.
• 16 players were eligible for the Victorious Under 21 Team on Easter Monday. another reason to celebrate for the village people.
• The average age of the 43 players was 23.
• Top Points scorer was obviously achieved by Pat Kisz as he was hogging all of the kicks. Although Ed Bush did well in his absence.
• Top League tryscorer was joint between Myself (Ryan Dupe) Forwards and Tom Colyer Backs showing that forwards can score some classy tries. 9 tries a piece.
• Most yellow cards was obviously Darren Lilley, had his fingers in to many rucks, was pushed close by Chey Dupe who has a thing or two to say quite often.
• Biggest strop on the pitch- James Mann - letting his scrum hat get to tight sometimes and has a little strop. Most recently Old ruts.
• Butcherer of the season- Could of gone to Mitch for his efforts last weekend but has to be Tom Helliwell when he fell centimetres short against Streatham-Croydon at home.
• Worst Clubman- Pat Kisz never dressed in correct club attire.
• Worst Dressed- Ill happily take that award as it does make me feel proud knowing I single handily keep SPORTSDIRECT in business. ( why where designer at the rugby club so stupid!)
• Best Dressed - Many would say they were but it probably should go to Adam Vallance but was just ahead of the Suave triplets in trecent weeks who has uped there game (Ed Bush, James Mann and Michael 'Boris' Mason.)
• Craziest- Many people are crazy(stupid) at the meads but this guy is ridicous and forever more this award will be presented with his name.Craziest#Crazystew Award goes to Stewart Flack.
• Most Adaptable- 100% Boris for his commitment to play anywhere on the park although that is down to him being 'crazy'(stupid).
• Best Rookie- James Mann has slipped nicely into the 1xv setup and now is one of the first names on the teamsheet.
• Man of Few Words,But Plenty Of Action - Could go to Alex Barretta, Tom Colyer or Lewis Boodt but has to be Captain Alex Cannon for great leadership who acts on what he preaches.
• Most Tackles by a Back- Plays with a stupid thing round his knee saying he done it playing rugby yet still riding stabilisers. Nathan Wood-Thatcher
• Most Tackles by a Forward- Alex Barretta works tirelessly round all the pitch and covers every blade of grass unnoticed.
• Worst Facial Hair- through MOVEMBER there was some horrendous ones but Lewis Boodt for biggest tramp beard that has grown all year.
• Best Schlid- Chey Dupe has won this award many years in a row for his 'White Jonah' but Luke Mason comes in time to time with a crazywave.
• Best H2O carrier- only a one horse race but people would say he still isn't the best. Michael Mason
• Rugby Head-watches all types of rugby and plays it and then gets hurt playing the dark arts. (Rugby league) Ian Hill
• Biggest Smell- Mitch Lock will come into the changing room and we then look and smell like a twentydeck.
• Biggest Ponce- Could be any number of players as they are all under the thumb or students but has to go to Kyle Kingsley-Smith if you see him coming run a mile.
• Biggest Ponce of Parent - Kingsley-Smith pops up here but so do a few others Bush and Masons, Dupes and Thatchers but for certain has to be Stewart Flack. Roys wallets are deep from all the money he collects on Curry nights.
• Tramp- Only was around for a couple of games but pops up and hangs around on our social networks is Skip.
• Rugby League convert- Alex Ingarfield now back playing league to a very high standard.
• Best comment on GroupChat- Alex Cooksley(Co*ksley) lads the game has been cancelled on their website, which one you on, oh yeah wrong team.
• One Hit Wonders- Tommy Nicholls,Bridgey, Matt Barretta, Kyle kingsley-smith, Kieran Dupe, James Macgauley, Alex Jelly, Chris Coleman and Henry Colyer.
• Most appearances at training- Ed Bush, James Mann and Michael Mason.
• Keenest trainer- Ed Bush but still so round.
• Best Cock-er-nee: one ginger lad
• Debut Try scorers- James Mann, Alex Ingarfield and Sean Power.
• Worst Fake Injury- Skip always rolling around
• Big Time Charlie- Harry Elbrow sometimes cant fit his head in the clubhouse.
• Biggest Thief(aka Stash Artists)- Chipstead has probably trained the best trained stash artists with 'Jedi Masters' Martyn Floodgate and Chey Dupe to Immediates like the Dupe Brothers but a new breed is cropping up the 'Elements Amigos'(Mann,Bush,Mason,Elbrow)their leader K Kingsley-Smith is something else, just remember he will take from his own. If your kit bag is open that it fair game for this tearaway.
• Best Chef- Carl Powley always looks good in a pinney.
• Always on Holiday- Loz Harrison
• Best Banter is always hotly contested with the new breed up coming with some fair old s**t coming out their mouths but the best has to be that of Darren Lilley.
• Biggest BillyBigBalls- Obviously between Craig and Tom Colyer.
• Most Bullied-
• looks like a certain mayor of London.
• Worst other sport during season time- John Holah for Water Polo yes, you read that right.
• Always Right Award(gobbiest)- Only between one family,this year only 2 members to fight it out between Ryan and Chey doesn't matter who wins as it goes on the mantelpiece.
• AND THE ONE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR 'LONGEST IN THE SHOWER'.

Names chucked at me, were;
Darren Lilley
Charlie Merrick
Stewart Flack
Andrew Wright- (but he is ginger)
I don't think some people got the right idea about the question.

Training starts next month so get looking on here, fcebook group, twitter - @ChipsXV , and emails and texts from Captain Cannon.

Congrats to all involved in a brilliant season and heres to plenty more. Over and Out.

Ryan Dupe

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